time rifter

sometimes i sit and wish that me from the future would come back in time and guide me through life. wouldnt that be sweet. could you imagine the progress you could make by someone who has alreay done it telling you where to go and what to do. yes, it would take some of the "life" and "fun" out of going through it blind, but honestly i would like to accomplish some shit and it would really be helpful. even just little stuff such as "make sure you clinch when you sneeze in this library because your gonna fart...loudly". save you alot of emberrasment right?.... hahah but seriously. i really just want some one to tell me what to do and when to do it. or teach me art and tattooing techniques developed over a 20 year period.. that would be dope. im tired of guessing and always making horrible discissions and mistakes. it might be nice to just talk to somebody who knows EXACTLY what you are going through... if time travel is possible in 30 years or what ever i (me from the future)will come pay me a visit at the shop tomorrow!!! i better be there